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Drink Menu

porch cocktails

sweet low down... l3
rum, averna, pineapple, lime


respect your elders...l3
gin, elderflower, gentian quinine aperitif, lemon


Oh My Gave... l4
mezcal, aperol, all-spice dram, lofi sweet vermouth, porch-made orange bitters

 

donkey’s hot ass (or regular ass) margarita... 13

or…4 in a pitcher for... 39
jalapeno infused (or not) tequila, lime, grapefruit juice, salt


okie dokie artichokie... l3
bourbon, maraschino, cynar, lemon, orange bitters


porch swing...l3 or...4 in a pitcher for... 39
bourbon, orange curacao, lime, orange juice, orange bitters


rye smile... l3
rye, amaro nonino, cocchi americano


seasonal slushee na... 7 ... l3 spiked​

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na beverages

seasonal slushee... 7

fresh squeezed lemonade... 5

(lime-ade) sparkling or not

phony negroni, st. agrestis... lO

amaro falso, st. agrestis... lO

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brunch drinks all day every day
mimosa... ll
pitcher of mimosa... 3O

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draft beer
standard deviant, kolsch, sf... 8
abita andygator, blon
d bock... 8
laughing monk, ipa, sf... 8

anchor steam, sf... 8

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cans/ bottles

miller high life, milwaukee... 4
modelo lager... 5
lagunitas, ipa sf... 6

duvel, golden ale, bel... 9
old speckled hen, u.k. l6oz... 8
golden state cider... 7
abita purple haze, louisiana... 7
guinness stout... 8
lagunitas n-ipa, n.a. ca... 5
erdinger n.a. “wheat beer”... 6
guinness non-alcoholic stout... 6

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bubbly 
n.v. cava, josep ventosa, spain, organic   glass... lO  bottle... 37
n.v spumante rose, pizzolato paloma rose (75Oml) glass... l2  bottle... 45
n.v. spumante rose, pizzolato paloma rose (187ml) 
glass... l8
‘l2 champagne, perrier jouet, ‘belle epoque’, france (75Oml) b
ottle... l89
‘2O pet nat blanc, bajta, slovenia glass... ll  bottle... 39

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white 
‘2l albariño, legado del conde, rias baixas, spain glass... l2  bottle... 45
‘2l sauvignon blanc, dourthe, bordeaux, france glass... l2  bottle...  45
‘2O assyrtiko, atma, santorini, greece glass... l3  bottle... 49
‘2O riesling, kimich, kabinet trocken, pfalz, germany glass... l3 bottle... 49
‘2O chardonnay, trefethen, oak knoll, napa, ca  glass... l4 bottle... 52
‘2O chardonnay, burgundy, drouhin, macon villages, france bottle... 49


dry rosÄ—
n.v. spumante rose, pizzolato paloma spk rose (187ml) glass... l8
n.v. spumante rose, pizzolato paloma spk rose (75Oml) 
glass... l2  bottle... 45
’2l mouvedre rose, josie rose, contra costa  glass... ll  b
ottle... 39

 
red 
‘l9 tempranillo, flor de vetus, toro, spain glass... 13  bottle... 49
‘2l pinot noir, big basin, monterey, ca glass... l4  b
ottle... 52
‘l8 pinot noir, irancy, chappelle, burgundy, fr  b
ottle... 7O
‘l7 pinot noir, baxter, elk, ca  b
ottle... 6O
‘l8 bobal, utiel requena, vega valterra, spain  b
ottle... 42
‘l8 tempranillo, ribera del duero, la loba, spain  b
ottle... 7O
‘l5 tempranillo, ribera del duero, emilio moro, spain (l.5l)  b
ottle... ll5
‘l8 zinfandel, hullabaloo, old vines, ca  glass... l2  b
ottle...  45
‘2O cab sauvignon, barter & trade, on tap columbia val, wa  glass... l2   b
ottle...  45 l liter
‘l8 cabernet sauvignon, doren, sonoma, ca  b
ottle... 62
‘l8 chateau de grandchamp, st emillion, bordeaux, fr  b
ottle... 75

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corkage 2O bucks per bottle

 

rocking chair & amp; “fucket get a bucket” t-shirt $2O
rocking chair sweatshirt $45

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